10 Things Crow, Tom, and Gypsy Taught Me

I've learned so much...

1. It is just a show, I really should relax.
2. Temp agencies are good sources for unwilling participants for evil experiments.
3. To open a bed and breakfast, all I need is a bed, Lo Mein, a llama, some local color and to remember not to give any matches to Mikey. ¹
4. Hamdingers are a meaty treat that nobody wants to eat.
5. Nothing good ever happens at an isolated country house. ²
6. There isn't a movie that couldn't be improved with a little movie theater silhouette. ⁶ 
7. Goosio is a friend to Maltese children everywhere ³ and Gamera is a friend to children everywhere when he's not trying to kill them
8. Coily will damn me forever if I don't respect the springs!  ⁴
9. Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi is my friend forever. ⁵
10. Little kids and nuclear weapons is the perfect combination.

¹ The Amazing Transparent Man season 6 episode 23
² The Brain that Wouldn't Die season 5 episode 13
³ Final Justice season 10 episode 8
⁴ Squirm season 10 episode 12
⁵ The She Creature season 8 episode 8
⁶ especially the movies on syfy that give schlock a bad name...I mean Space Mutiny is a masterpiece compared to the average Syfy original movie.